Ryanair fucked us deep in the culo on our flight from Trieste. I had mistakenly printed 2 boarding passes for Juliet and none for me so when we reached the check-in gate nearly 2 hours before our departure the lady told me it would be a 60 euro charge to print my boarding pass.

Of course I told her that was not going to work and I convinced an auto rental company to let me use their computer to print a boarding pass, but when I logged onto my account Ryainair had locked me out of the system disallowing any boarding passes to be printed within 4 hours of any scheduled flight.

Ryanair is easily the most despicable company in Europe and among the leaders in that regard worldwide. With Italian VAT added to my 60 euro charge I was out over $90 for a simple error in printing and with 0 recourse but to pay or miss 9 glorious days in Sicily. I will bring these assholes down and rest assured they will lose more than 100-fold the money they cost me by my little bitch campaign I will begin very soon.

I am afraid I had to vent this to you all and forgive the brutal tone in my language but the CEO of Ryanair should go a few rounds with me on a field of honor somewhere near Trapani airport in Sicily.  The loser has to take one in the crapper from a mule we know named Ciccio. I would beat that motherfucker like my Fred Flintstone punching bag I had when I was 6. That extortionist pig should have a star on the walk of shame along with his Gordon Gekko "greed is good" loving cup. I'll fight you Michael O'Leary and beat you like your "fookin da" did when you were 7 and asked for an extra serving of ice cream.

OK, I am done.

As angry as I was, landing in Sicily and driving from Trapani to our wonderful beach house in Porto Palo was sheer magic. Just take a look at the color in these images. In a matter of minutes I was once again calm and overjoyed by what I was witnessing.

Have a look at our 1st "impressions" of Sicily