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Haiku Sunday

I was looking through my many new circles of talented photographers on Google+ when I came upon a photo with a contest to write a Haiku to describe the scene. I have long enjoyed Haiku as it always seems to touch an emotional and sensitive part of my personality where I feel uninhibited. Today I will share some Haiku with my blissful friends. I take license with formatting so if you are a purist, my apologies. If you simply do not like my stuff, VFC!

The morning was cool

The man brought his beans to the market

No one pays a fair wage in Ethiopia

Fall light

diffused, captured, and falling

it changes perspective

An old man sitting

with a cup of coffee

hears more of the truth

In the bright sun

a stoic man reads alone

people do not like him

A 3 wheeled scooter

was all that stood between

happiness and survival

On a cool morning

A boy leapt from his bed

to find Santa had gone

The party was stagnant

The Italian stood alone head swirling about

and asked, what is this Chub?

tags: @blissadventure, Antonello Losito, Colorado, Italy, Michael Housewright, Nature, Puglia, Southern Visions, the blissful
Sunday 10.23.11
Posted by Sarah Finger
 

A New Favorite Italian Wine Geek

My love of Italian wine is rooted somewhere close to my love for breathing. Lately, I had been sticking with old favorites when choosing Italian wines and perhaps I was even beginning to be stuck in a rut.

Suddenly, along comes JOANIE KARAPETIAN with a comment on one of my blog posts and I immediately knew she was for real. I went to her blog ITALIAN WINE GEEK and after reading for 30+ minutes my passion for interesting and esoteric Italian wines had been re-ignited by this talented young woman, who truly gets it.

Joanie, like many of us in the Italian wine world is highly educated, driven to eat and drink by some immovable spirit, and has a sense of humor that marries well to her passion for all things Italia. Joanie works for a really super importer and is based in Southern California

Please check out her blog if you are into Italian Wine, and I think the only question I have for this Italian Wine Geek is:

Does Joanie indeed love Ciacci?

tags: @blissadventure, Italian Wine Geek, Italy, Joanie Karapetian, Michael Housewright, the blissful adventurer, wine
Sunday 10.23.11
Posted by Sarah Finger
 

The Greatest Rice on Earth

As many of you know I have an enormous passion for risotto. I was introduced to this king of Northern Italian dishes in 1991 by my dear friend Matteo and his very talented brother Benjamin. The brothers were Italian born and Benjamin was living in Milano at that time and had come to pay his brother a visit in Dallas where Matteo and I were studying (mostly drinking, smoking, and talking). Matteo and our other roommate Ralph had been touting the culinary prowess of Benjamin for sometime and I for one was skeptical that this guy was going to cook food in my shitty student apartment that was going to blow me away.

Bear in mind I had just recently discovered "gourmet" cuisine on a summer trip to Houston where my friend's mom had simply enlightened my mind and stomach for three compelling days of dining genius (this is a whole other blog, if not chapter), so I would not be easily convinced.

For months Ralph and Matteo had been lauding this mysterious store in Dallas called Al's Import Foods (now defunct and may it R.I.P). According to my friends Al's was the shit and the only place to get things likeBresaola, Arborio Rice, Mozzarella di Bufala, and much more. Now, I had no idea what any of those things were, but as soon as I went in and saw the sausages hanging above the meat counter, the smell of savory in the air, the staff wearing white butcher coats, and bottles and bottles of wine, I knew that place was cool; primarily because I had no idea what all this stuff was and how it could be used.

Benjamin walked up and down the aisles praising some things and choosing others as simply acceptable; even if sub-par for his standards. Keep in mind, I had not yet lived in Italy so I was a little miffed that this dude from the "3rd World" was coming into the nation of Texas and disparaging our grocery establishment. (pretty much any place not TEXAS at that time was 3rd world to me) I thought I should take this picky bastard over to Simon David, and show him what a real store is (ha!). Of course, my redneck pride was not nearly as big as my curiosity or hunger (thank God) so we packed up Arborio (weird-looking rice), onion, parmesan cheese (that's what I called it back then) and some cheap wine in a cheap green bottle.

When we returned home Benjamin produced a slab of Salami, a clear bottle of white wine, and some yellow packets he had brought from Milan. I remember thinking how did he get that meat through customs (no TSA back then). What was in the packets was ground saffron (don't give me any shit foodies, this is a good story, just keep reading) and when I smelled it I thought it smelled like iron ferrite. You are going to put that in the food? I remember saying.

Of course, it will be amazing said Ralph who had been over to Italy already with Benjamin and Matteo. I took their words for it but gave it no ceremony. I remember cranking some Garth Brooks and calling every attractive girl I knew to come join our amazing Italian feast and I got absolutely no takers; of course.

So there I was listening to Thunder Rolls when Ralph puts on a song called "Coca Cola" by the famous Italian pop star Vasco Rossi. At the time this had to be the funniest and worst song I had ever heard and especially since all the guys including our other roommate Neil were singing this shit at the tops of their voices. (Vasco Rossi is now one of my favorite artists in the world.)

At the time we were all around 21 and Benjamin was 23 or so but seemed much older. He had bright eyes, pale-skin, wore glasses that looked like Don Knotts from The Incredible Mr Limpet, and was 6'2" and about 220. When I thought of Italians, Benjamin was not the picture in my head. Benjamin also had a marked British accent when he spoke English which he spoke very well without hesitation.

As the Italians (including Ralph) were gathered around the 2 burner hot plate in our absolute shit kitchen using our horrible pans I would not have given a homeless man I became more and more curious about the goings on of this risotto. What else are we having? I said assuming there would be some meat dish to go with this rice. I remember everyone in the kitchen suggesting I please shut up and let the people who know what they are doing prepare dinner.

Of course, part of my dismissal and disdain was my ignorance and how much I hated not helping and not knowing how. In truth, I was burning to be in that kitchen and seeing what was happening. I mean, these guys were actually using real butter in MY house and since I was a kid I had only seen real butter at the store. I grew up in an era where the vegetables were fresh from the garden and the brownies were homemade, but you better believe that Oleo was slathered on everything.

As the dish was coming together Matteo and Ralph laid bowls out on the table (which had to be cleared of books, tobacco rollers, dip-spit beer cans, ashtrays and Taco Bell wrappers). Are we having soup or cereal before dinner? I laughed to the group. No! Risotto is served in a bowl Matteo answered giving me his customary, what the hell is wrong with you look. Benjamin was now stirring constantly and the rest of us went out for a cig while Benjamin stayed behind; stirring.

What the hell is wrong with him, he don't smoke? I said breathing out a cloud of freshly delivered Euro Philip Morris Super Light. No, said Matteo, but even if he did you have to stir the risotto constantly for 20 minutes or it will not cook properly. I was now almost in shock and thought to myself, this better be some fucking amazing rice if it is the only thing we are eating and you have to stand there for 20 minutes stirring like a chump while we are all out here loving us some nicotine and whatever this tart white wine was supposed to be.

Moments later, Benjamin called us in and asked Matteo to slice the salami. Finally something to eat I thought, but much to my surprise Benjamin suggested (very politely, as he is very polite) that the salami was for the rice and not to eat it ahead of time.

Now I was firmly entrenched in the kitchen and over the cook's shoulder. As Benjamin added the saffron I was amazed at the color change and the way in which the oddly metallic and salty aroma of the seasoning filled the air. I found it to be pleasingly acrid and without realizing it the cheap little white wine (It was a Pigato from Liguria btw) began to really grow on me (I would not know why for several years)

I was now fixated on the pot in front of me and the way in which Benjamin expertly, stoically, stirred the rice. He kept a little small spoon by his side and would periodically taste the rice until finally deeming it close enough then he poured in a shot of this caramel smelling wine called Marsala and gave the rice a few more quick stirs. He removed the pan from the burner, added a quarter stick of butter, some grated parm, and put the lid on the rice.

What the hell was that all about, I asked. Benjamin said it was part of his family's recipe for risotto giallo (yellow risotto) and that after it all steeps together for a moment he would stir the rice and serve. (these steps are variations from standard Risotto alla Milanese) 

At this point I was actually starving and ripe with anticipation. When Benjamin began filling the bowls Matteo added a few slices of salami from Milan over the rice. As the thinly sliced discs of fatty, salty goodness began to wilt over the brightly colored rice each of us grabbed a bowl. Ralph had just opened a cheap bottle of red wine (Bardolino if I recall correctly) and we began to eat and drink in absolutely utter silence.

From the very first bite I knew I had never eaten anything like this before. The rice, which did not seem like rice at all; rather it tasted of toothsome, meaty, stock-filled kernels of joy. The pervasive aromas of iron and earthy flowers from the saffron jumped into my face while the buttery-cheesy cream from the starch pulled me back down to my comfort zone just when the woodsy Marsala and the fatty pork zinged me once again. Shit fire and shit again I was in fact, blown away!

I looked over at Benjamin and Matteo who appeared to be racing to get down their first bowls and I could sense this was was a joyous part of their upbringing. I saw Ralph, the Italian/American self-proclaimed baddest ass dude on earth was overwhelmed with a look of ecstasy I knew he could not replicate in the gym.

Then there was me, the skeptical redneck who had traveled almost nowhere and thought that good food meant large portions and low prices. I must have looked happier in that moment than at any time these guys had known me. I am very sure I would not have traded that singular dining experience for any of the women who had not accepted my dinner invitation.

Once every grain of rice was gone and every piece of salami devoured (about 11 minutes total) the conversation resumed over cigs and cheap beer that had replaced the quickly emptied bottle of wine we had enjoyed with the risotto. Benjamin dutifully and without hesitation began cleaning the kitchen as I sat there in a state of selfish euphoria because my dear friends had just opened my eyes to an entirely new world. A world that I would continue to inhabit for the next twenty years.

Stay tuned for my next post on my risotto philosophy and how I got there.

tags: @blissadventure, Arborio, Cooking, food, Italy, Michael Housewright, Risotto, Saffron, the blissful adventurer
Friday 10.21.11
Posted by Sarah Finger
 

My Thanksgiving Turkey (and a HUGE recommendation)

This year I have decided to go out on a limb and order a heritage breed turkey for my 1st Thanksgiving in Colorado. I have found two sources that I like very much for these birds and I have yet to decide between Heritage Foods USA or Good Shepherd Turkey Ranch Inc. It looks like the bird sized as I would like is going to run me around $125 no matter which company, so it will come down to a personal rec from a friend (hint to any of you with experience out there) or which company I feel answers my numerous and nosy inquiries the best. In essence, when I consider those kind of "stacks" for a bird, I need to make sure my cooking method is precise and delivers the most delectable (shout out to DRH) turkey possible for my wife and our 4  , now 5 esteemed guests.

When I need a recipe or a method of doing some piece of protein in a way I know will succeed I turn to the legendary John GL  and his amazing blog The Alcoholian  (the link to the turkey I am going to do). John and his "spousal unit" tirelessly test recipes and post the results with full color directions on what they did and how they achieved success. What they do reminds me of Cook's Illustrated, although since John provides all his own ingredients and cooks passionately only what he wants I think The Alcoholian has a leg up on more famous cooking periodical.

My entire group of friends in Austin, TX adore John GL and his maniacal campaign to only prepare the best dishes possible. Corners are not cut and this  site is not for those looking for Rachael Ray 20 minute...stuff, this is about real cooking with fires, torches, sheet metal, and facial hair. The Alcoholian also features some sardonic humor and copious references to love and how to attain it. If you want to make deep-flavored, complex food, then look no further than John GL and the Alcoholian.

Please send me your turkey thoughts and your world series predictions.

Voi Saluto,

Michael

Photo Credit - Jeremy Parzen and DoBianchi Blog

 

tags: @blissadventure, Good Shepherd Turkey Ranch, Heritage Foods USA, Heritage Turkey, John GL, Michael Housewright, Thanksgiving, The Alcoholian, the blissful adventurer
Wednesday 10.19.11
Posted by Sarah Finger
 

The Places You'll Go

Congratulations!

Today is your day.

You're off to Great Places!

You're off and away!

You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes

You can steer yourself

any direction you choose.

You're on your own. And you know what you know.

And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go

- Dr Seuss

Mike stared blankly into the pages of the book. While the gesture seemed to be from a place of love he still could not wrap his hands around how a woman could love him and still want to leave. Mike had liked many girls in the past and chosen to walk away from them mostly in pursuit of someone he found more attractive; he had never chosen to walk away from anyone he actually loved. So, while it was written right there on the jacket cover of the book, "My love always, R", he believed it was a lie and that realization hurt much more than simply being left.

Mike hated pain, physical and emotional, which only exacerbated the gnawing emptiness that was making its way from his mind to his gut. How can I still be sitting here and listening to this shit, Mike thought as he thumbed his cell phone as she began to read the words of the book as if consoling a second grader. What the fuck, we have talked about intention, the origins of the universe, Taoism, Buddhism, orgasms, marriage, God, Polyamory, and now she is reading Dr. Seuss to me. Is this just how simple it is for her that a children's book can deliver the appropriate message at this pivotal moment in life?

Every part of Mike wanted to run, but for one of the few times in his life he could absolutely see no place to go. This girl, this Dr Seuss reading girl had become his entire existence. 4+ years of top-notch beverage service, Sommelier of the year,Food and Wine up and coming professional, and 2 prestigious and high-paying positions pissed down the drain for a drug wrapped in a woman's skin. Mike thought to himself, what would she do if I just took out my cock and pissed all over this fucking book, her, and the dash of this piece of shit Ford? I mean, what could she do? I ought to whip it out and piss out this misery right now.

Instead, Mike reached into his backpack and pulled three mixed CDs he had made her the night before. You see, she had broken up with Mike almost 4 months prior to this day, yet they remained living together, working at odd jobs, cooking for friends, and even keeping up an estate while the owners were away. No, Mike knew all too well he was not going to give up without a proper ending and the postponement of misery was something he had mastered in his youth avoiding football practices, homework, punishment, and especially apologies.

Mike knew he wasn't wrong and even though the night before she moved in, Mike had confronted her about sleeping with a drifter, he knew he was the guy to tame her. You see, she was no ordinary girl; her love meant something that all of Mike's education could have never prepared him to face. Mike had already been married when she came into his life and he was certain marriage had prepared him to understand the nuances of femininity and this "scheduled" breakup was proof positive she could not live without him. Mike still knew that no matter what she said or did, he could play to her guilt and compassion and keep her around a bit longer. Mike hoped that he would find work again and perhaps meet someone else at a new job to replace this disingenuous caretaker he had allowed to control his every waking thought for the past 11 months.

It was 3 days now before she was leaving for Burning Man. Mike thought the whole thing a playground for the abjectly miserable and phony artists who claim acceptance but adhere to rules that Mormons would find suffocating if the shoe was on the other foot. She was off to that great burn to find something inside her that had been missing since she met Mike. Months before and  just after a 35 minute fuck session on the living room sofa she told Mike that she was afraid his personality was a little big for her and that it did not allow her to shine through. Years later Mike would discover it was actually something  that was not big enough for her that was in fact a deal breaker.

The words continued out of her mouth and Mike could not ever remember a Dr Seuss work actually being this wordy. Get to the goddamn point he thought so I can cry and cry, ask her not to go and she will magically cancel on Burning Man and hippie love while we reset our break-up date to sometime closer to Christmas. As fate would have it, Mike had run out of severance, run out of work, and now was out of a home, nearly out of a car and had to return to family to bail him out of at least his financial meltdown.

This was now 2 major relationships that had crumbled since the divorce. This time he actually went so far as to get engaged once again. Right there in line at the post office waiting to obtain her passport Mike fired off the idea of marriage while images of her and the drifter 69'ing at some shitty swimming hole ricocheted through his mind. He smiled at her and said, why don't we get married? We can move to Europe and travel for the next 3 years (on absolutely 0 money). She thought, I really want to start my Church for deadbeat artists and Hipsters, but what the hell, I will say yes. Just like that, they were engaged and this was going to be paradise.

6 months later she came to Mike with a big smile and told him that she was so proud of him and all that he had accomplished. It was true, Mike had curbed his natural temper, shifted from his conservative political ethos learned at his very expensive college, grown a beard, openly smoked pot, read Rilke, and burned incense while drinking Yerba Matte with rice milk. Mike had indeed become a model bum, and even more, a docile one. Now, she was so proud of him on this day 6 months from their engagement at the post office she decided to tell him that she needed space and it was time for her to shine, just like he was shining.  After all his hard work to adapt and shrink his personality, bury his confidence, and eviscerate his self-esteem Mike's fiance' told him it was over.

Now, 4 months had passed since that day and Mike had managed to use every ounce of cunning, patience, and his last red cent to try to hold on to this prize and former bride to be. Mike had nothing on earth but the moments when she would invite him into the shower or smile as they cooked Tempeh and rice. Of course the showers were few and far between, even for the purpose of cleanliness, and the tempeh had given way to sneak-away moments of Meximelts and Filets-O-Fish. Mike was starving for nourishment of a comforting kind and starving for something that he had lost that morning on his balcony four months ago; hope.

"Oh the places you will go" echoed the words of the little white bound book she was reading to him as if she was trying to coax him to take his medicine before bedtime. Mike wanted sleep, he wanted the kind that comes with driving this donated shit truck right over the edge of the highest overpass in town. What if I just rip out the pages of this book and stuff them into her mouth, nose, ass, and all of it, duct tape it in and let's just see the places she will go, he thought, as his eyes welled with tears and he told her he loved her while thanking her for the amazing gift.

Mike dried his tears and went with her shopping for burning man costumes. She modeled the items for Mike each more revealing and absurd than the one before. Mike smiled and thought how he would drive onto the Burning Man site and race through the hordes till he found her no doubt in some Kool-Aid and meth sponsored "camp" calling out for Mona Lisa while juggling crystals and wearing an anal plug. He pictured how he would  turn a flame thrower on every man, woman, and child in the tent and whisk his misguided but innocent girlfriend away to safety knowing  she would finally acknowledge that Mike had won her and she would cancel the breakup and apologize for fucking a drifter and going to Burning Man, and breaking his heart, and ruining his career.

That night Mike slept alone at his friend's house and she stayed on the estate with the family. At 1am Mike's friends beat on his door and begged him to join. The fog of the Ambien, the empty space beside him in the unfamiliar bed forced Mike to cover his moans with his pillow as he hoped his friends would surely give up soon and  pass out from copious quantities of ostentatious wine, grappa, and hydroponic weed. Mike never envied his lonely friends before this night, but as he glanced over to the magazine-bright cover of Dr Seuss he knew it would have been better to have been on the other side of that door. Because that was the only place he wanted to go.

tags: @blissadventure, adventure, Austin, Burning Man, Dr Seuss, Fiction, heartache, Michael Housewright, Oh the Places you will go, stories, the blissful adventurer, Travel
Thursday 10.13.11
Posted by Sarah Finger
 
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